Ok so the other day I got some chinese take-out. Looking over the menu everything looked blah to me. Had that, don't like that, got that last time. But then I saw something iv never seen with your regular Chinese food place. It read "yat gaw mein". Right away I wanted to try it. I called them up to place my order and told the nice china men what I wanted and he replied " are you white or black?" I answered "im white". Then he said "white boy don't like this". Needles to say I had to order it. The normal wait took place and about 30min later the new dish was there to taste. I opened the bag to see the norm.. knife, fork, soy and spicy mustard.. and then a big tub of food. It was made up of noodles, onions, ketchup and one hard boiled egg on top. Wow. The guy might of been right, don't know if ill be getting that again.
